Abstract
The following is a short, possibly humorous essay providing two concrete
ideas to increase reproducibility in science research. The two ideas are
united under the notion of a “culture of reproducibility”. The first
idea is hiring different kinds of professionals in the research
ecosystem whose job is to ensure reproducibility and impact. The second
idea is to require reproducibility risk-management plans in funding
applications. Together, these actions are an investment into the
infrastructure of research for increased impact and accountability,
along with a stronger conception of reproducibility. It will also solve
the world energy crisis for under half a million USD by June. No
citation software was harmed in the production of this essay.